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Forever in Blue Jeans

Februar 7, 2018

“I swear to every heaven ever imagined, if I hear one more dead-eyed hipster tell me that art is dead, I will personally summon Shakespeare from the grave so he can tell them every reason why he wishes he were born in a time where he could have a damn Gmail account. The day after I taught my mother how to send pictures over Iphone she texted me a blurry image of our cocker spaniel ten times in a row. Don’t you dare try to tell me that that is not beautiful. But whatever, go ahead and choose to stay in your backwards-hoping-all-inclusive club while the rest of us fall in love over Skype. Send angry letters to state representatives, as we record the years first sunrise so we can remember what beginning feels like when we are inches away from the trigger. Lock yourself away in your Antoinette castle while eat cake and tweet to the whole universe that we did. Hashtag you’re a pretentious ass hole. Van Gogh would have taken 20 selflies a day. Sylvia Plath would have texted her lovers nothing but heart eyed emojis when she ran out of words. Andy Warhol would have had the worlds weirdest Vine account, and we all would have checked it every morning while we Snap Chat our coffee orders to the people we wish were pressed against our lips instead of lattes. This life is spilling over with 85 year olds rewatching JFK’s assassination and 7 year olds teaching themselves guitar over Youtube videos. Never again do I have to be afraid of forgetting what my fathers voice sounds like. No longer must we sneak into our families phonebook to look up an eating disorder hotline for our best friend. No more must I wonder what people in Australia sound like or how grasshoppers procreate. I will gleefully continue to take pictures of tulipsin public parks on my cellphone and you will continue to scoff and that is okay. But I hope, I pray, that one day you will realize how blessed you are to be alive in a moment where you can google search how to say I love you in 164 different languages.”

b.e.fitzgerald || Art is a Facebook status about your winter break.

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    Sheila Morrison
    März 16, 2018 at 5:00 am

    Hahaha I love it! Super cute outfit too! It’s fun to think of where the great artists of the past would be in today’s world with all the technological advances and such. I can imagine Shakespeare being one of the biggest bloggers of our time ;-) Can you imagine that? I dunno, just fun to think about. It’s cool that we have the ability to commemorate our memories and safeguard them unlike before thanks to our technology. I have videos of my parents on all my phones.. I’ll keep them forever.

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    März 16, 2018 at 6:44 am

    Sweet outfit! I want that hat! As I was reading your blog article, I was thinking about how our outfits have also changed over the years. Talking about modern conveniences and such, but what about how people dressed? Crazy how far we’ve come eh?

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    März 16, 2018 at 6:55 am

    Beautiful smile! Keep working that look, girl! You got it haha. One day I can imagine Googling important events that will occur this year and it feeling like a long time ago… We gotta keep progressing!

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